July 2011
1 post
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January 2011
1 post
September 2010
4 posts
I love boys caz they are lying cheating bastards.
I see my ex-schoolmates getting married to save themselves and their parents freaking asses from the embarrassment of having a child out-of-wedlock. Is that what marriage suppose to be nowadays? For fuck sake, you’re still so young, do you think it will seriously last? If you think you’re with the right friggen guy, how could he have knocked you up in the first place and let you...
GUESS WHAT?!
omg-ttyl:
hahahahahahahaah THAT’S RIGHT! :)
August 2010
5 posts
I need to sleep or my brain won't function.
Usually when I have assignments, I would always come up with an idea spontaneously. Yes, like my url. I hate to think too much, just go along with what pops out first.
Naooo when I really need to get done and over with with my assignment, my mind goes ————-. Fucking boring mundane stupid not interesting ideas.
I am going to smoke before heading off to hit the sag. With...
Thought of the Day.
Why do people nowadays put their last name on facebook the same as rockstars? Like, for example,
Shakz Lambert
Shakz Merriweather
Oh the famous one, Shakz Bieberwtf.
Okay they’re all examples. But seriously, you wanna have the same last name as placebo’s lead or the muse is okay too. But what for if you don’t listen to them at all and you only put that cause your bf/gf likes...
It was a ma' fucking bad idea!
Please never try using Veet, the hair removal thing for leg hair, over your genital area. FUCK MY HAIR IS STANDING SHITTTTTT SPASM BANG BANG ALERT!
Yeah okay, I admit I tried. And it went fucking wrong! MORE EXTREME SPASM. It will make your hair on that area go thick and soft. HOLY MOTHER OF A COW, ENOUGH I CAN’T GO ON ELABORATING ABOUT IT ANYMORE. IT IS SICKKKKKK!
Just don’t try it....
What's wrong with me?
There are certain weird issues about me. Countless. Here’s one of them.
Whenever I ride a bicycle, I have always loved the adrenaline rush. I’ll cycle as fast as I can. There’s just not the point, the point is I’d plant this particular weird thought into my brain.
“I hope I’ll crash into some thing. Preferably, a bush.”
Now, tell me. How am I ever gonna...
This is quite old skool but I think it's cute :)
omg-ttyl:
Would you like to try an Australian kiss?
It is just like a French kiss,
but down under!
This is rather super cute! I giggled to myself at this hour :D
July 2010
7 posts
Oh take me back to the start
I wanna chill at Acid Bar.
With you, comfortably on the cosy sofa right beside me.
I wanna drink the Screaming Orgasm again, which i think is plain stupid to pay the price for a much unsatisfying amount of cocktail. No doubt, it is honestly as orgasmic as its name. Vodka, Baileys, Milk and one more yummy thing that I can’t remember.
Or screw that, we can have on tap beers or countless...
‘I fear silence in awkward situations. When faced with one, my brain shuts down completely except, bugger, for the responsible part for speech, and I turn into a pathological rambler of nonsense.’
June 2010
13 posts
4 tags
“Survival tips for times of stress:
1. Take deep breaths
2. Count to ten
3....”
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Source from a book, The Chocolate Lovers’ Diet by Carole Matthews.
chloepark-jy:
You like? ;)
Chloe Tai(!!!), you look gorgeous dude! I betcha about to blow everyone’s feet away :D Impressive you lucky doll. Butterfact/Towhuay with me soon ^^
I missed you! It’s been way too long :(
