Teachers, Bitches. Let's have sex on the beaches.

There are certain weird issues about me. Countless. Here’s one of them.

Whenever I ride a bicycle, I have always loved the adrenaline rush. I’ll cycle as fast as I can. There’s just not the point, the point is I’d plant this particular weird thought into my brain.

“I hope I’ll crash into some thing. Preferably, a bush.”

Now, tell me. How am I ever gonna ride safely on a motorbike? HELL YEA I CRASHED INTO A MINI WALL BEFORE, THROWING MYSELF OVER THE BIKE. Crashing it’s fork. It was a coming for, I could hear my instinct screaming in my head. Bruises on my thighs, sexy blue blacks. Secretly, it was fun :p Hehehe

These crazy stuff, they’re just so inviting.

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Jackass For Life,

Shakz Knoxville *insert skull w crutches emoticon*